伍迪·艾伦:倒叙人生-最美诗歌


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倒叙人生

作者:伍迪·艾伦
下辈子,我想倒着活一回。
第一步就是死亡黄纪莹 ,然后把它抛在脑后爱情新呼吸 。
在敬老院睁开眼,
一天比一天感觉更好,
直到因为太健康被踢出去。
领上养老金,然后开始工作,
第一天就得到一块金表卡农的故事 ,还有庆祝派对围屋里的桃花,
40年后,够年轻了,可以去享受退休生活了。
狂欢,喝酒牛金禄 ,恣情纵欲,
然后准备好可以上高中了官榜最新章节。
接着上小学,
然后变成了个孩子,无忧无虑地玩耍,
肩上没有任何责任,
不久,成了婴儿延中盐汽水,直到出生亚马逊鲇鱼 。
人生最后九个月,在奢华的水疗池里漂着,
那里有中央供暖嗜血狂狮,客房服务随叫随到,
住的地方一天比一天大,然后异界玩家 ,哈!
我在高潮中结束了一生妾本温良 !
译者丨Ambrosia_L
In My Next LifeIn my next life I want to live backwards.You start out dead and get that out of the way.Then you wake up in an old people's homefeeling better every day.You get kicked out for being too healthy,go collect your pension, and then when you start workyou get a gold watch and a party on your first day.You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.You part, drink alcohol天皇的料理人 , and are generally promiscuous,then you are ready for high school.You then go to primary school,You become a kid岐天路 ,孟照国 you play,You have no responsibilities,You become a baby until you are born.And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spalike conditions with central heating and room service on taplarger quarters every day and then, Voila!You finish off as an orgasm!Woody Allen

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